I love talking to my son. He's so... so.... interesting. And opinionated.
Kid: Mommy, if you could have any superpower at all, what would it be?
Me (without missing a beat): My power would be to magically clean the house. Particularly the dishes.
The kid shoots me death ray looks.
Me (scurrying to make up for this hideously stupid remark): I wish I could fly.
Kid (looking pointedly at me and speaking rather snidely): I would have the power to teleport to another dimension.
Shit. The kid totally out-cooled me and he knows it.
Next time I'll do better. I promise.