I love talking to my son. He's so... so.... interesting. And opinionated. Kid : Mommy, if you could have any superpower at all, what would it be? Me (without missing a beat): My power would be to magically clean the house. Particularly the dishes. The kid shoots me death ray looks. Me (scurrying to make up for this hideously stupid remark): I wish I could fly. Kid (looking pointedly at me and speaking rather snidely) : I would have the power to teleport to another dimension. Shit. The kid totally out-cooled me and he knows it. Next time I'll do better. I promise.
Author Michele Scott