I promised to make a holiday murder mystery title out of whatever words my Facebook followers gave me. Okay, fine, I cheated a little by giving chapter titles, too… Tough!
St. Clair Broiler
The Blonde In-Law Murders: Santa Claus Gets His Candy Caned
Chapter 1: In Which I Meet Rick Springfield at the St. Clair Broiler for Gingerbread Egg Nog and We Get Our Wassail On.
Chapter 2: In Which My Beer Glasses Saw Only Roses Until A Glimpse of Levi Johnston’s “Horse” Induced Nausea.
There you go! And that's why I'm an incredibly famous writer. Yeah, I need another cup of coffee...